Well your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean Simpson. So I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.
“What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say Die Bart Die?”
“You'll pay for this, with your children's blood!”
"Hello, Mr. Kurns. I bad want...money now. Me sick."
"Judge, jury, and executioner all wrapped into one you are!" What's your favorite paranoid/nervous character quote? [S6E11]
“I heard your dad went into a restaurant, and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.”
Best Moe moment?
Disappointed to see Pyro upload what’s essentially a twitch vod to the main channel.
Of course you would say that Smithers, you have a brain pan size of stage coach filter
SE06 Ep05 "There is that what you want?, You smarmy little Bastards!.
“Hey, Burnsie! This was some swell shindig. Thank you very much.”
Whoa, whoa--a fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies!
What's your favorite Treehouse of Horror sequence...
Check out this compilation of my favourite Simpsons moments.
“Must protect sugar…Thieves everywhere…”
“My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.”
“Well the...the real humans won't uh...won't burn quite so fast in there, mw-hai.”
Simpsons songs that get stuck in your head
Iconic Simpsons moments.
"Put out an A.P.B. on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh."
“Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further.”
Push her down, son.
“You gotta do this one for me, Billy.”
Favorite unhinged facial expression?
No, not another portrait of that bongo-beating Liverpudlian!