horrible taste in my mouth on account of all the dogshit and mud I’ve been eating lately

sorry for ruining the holiday everyone. I didn’t know Hobart was such a shithole

been saying a lot of stuff on here for a while now. curious to hear what people think the lore on pretty yam is

yeap I’m an oddball. Out here stroking it non-conventional style. Jacking it all fucked up and weird like. Thinking about weird shit and out there stuff

ratatouille but it’s a cane toad masterminding dom dolla’s entire career from inside his gay little snapback

queer millenial gifts are crazy it’s like happy birthday babe I got you chocolate moulded to my genitals <33

In a shock move UEFA has declared the European football leagues “NOT GAY ENOUGH” - players awarded red and yellow cards wil now be obligated to “kiss and make up” with fouled opponents and referees

Valentine’s Day idea: make me pregnant

I would fuck stoned atheist but I just respect him too much

everybody in my instagram life loves me because of my funny instagram stories here on fishdom it is because of cunning and incisive wit and knowledge of current affairs and culture

mod team used to be like 20 separate users + alts now there is like 8 of us or smth but I really cannot say what happened

#justiceforpeacefuck

10 minutes is the new 5 minutes

I’m at lagoons you’ve never heard of. With animals you can’t even spell.

Whenever I see a lone filter or can tabs I know pretty yam has been there

I dislike it when people use their baby pics for profile pics like you dont even know who that is

thinking about the south Australian road safety billboards that just read “drink and drive? Kill yours3lf”

Toilet Customers, only

out here griefmaxxing w snoo - thinking about all of the things and people we have lost, the suffering in the world today and those who have not yet even left us. All the grief and misery of our lifetimes expressed in a shared few moments at the bottom of the world

At the gayest cafe in Tasmania rn ik that because an old lady at the site of the deadliest mass shooting in Australian history told me so

day 10 of green february

Found this cool bear trap a while ago it wasn't very great but it was mine

MH370 disappearing when i was 13 years old ruined my entire life. no event that interesting will ever happen again

btw I’m a drainer now

in soviet Russia… leftist offends YOU!!!!!