What did we import? We imported drugs, sir.
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By Allah, we must go wage Jihad in Baghdad to acquire these goods!
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Our brozzers are too busy training for Anal Jihad to worry about politics!
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Our dogs shall become faithful mujahideen alongside us!
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We have recently heard of a new kind of Jihad, called "Toilet Jihad"
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The Christmas Tree will say "Oh Muslim, oh servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him!"
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Before you wage Anal Jihad on a brozzer, be sure to massage his backside!
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By Allah, this sheikh brozzer must be very happy with current events!
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How did this brozzer acquire his large stick? Through Sex Jihad!
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You are only allowed to show your private parts to fellow Anal Jihadist brozzers!
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By Allah, we shall use our large "rods" to wage Sex Jihad on our wives!
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How did this brozzer acquire his slaves? Through Jihad!
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By Allah this is freakish!
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How dares this sizzter disrespect Anal Jihad?!
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How did China acquire the US? Through Jihad!
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On the face of it, drinking a brozzer's urine is not forbidden by the Sharia, but Allah knows best.
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By Allah this is freakish!
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Is this what the Shiite infidels call "pleasure marriages"!?
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Allah be praised, this brozzer will wage Cartoon Jihad against the Zionist Entity!
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We have only adopted the positive aspects of the Nazi Party, not the negative!
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What is the cure for such phobias? Beatings!
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By Allah, the al-cohol makes you say freakish things...
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Even though, according to Islamic Law, kangaroos should be killed in all cases.
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By Allah this is freakish!
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I will chop off your tongue if you talk about Michael Jackson...
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