If your ocs had quotes, what would they be?

Norman, my main OC has a lot: “Ah, feck off, ye oversized tin can!” or “Come on, ye oversized kettle! Is that all ye’ve got? I’ve seen more fight in a wet paper bag!”. Talking about a headmistress. “Let’s dance, darlin’,” Fighting a female Wellie or wastrel, A taunt, “I’ve got a dance partner in the afterlife waitin’ for me, and I’ll not be late for our reunion.”. Talking about a Peeper- “Give my regards to the scrap heap.”