Bro this kid fell onto my face with his gargantuan backpack and broke my glasses

Bro did these creatures not take physics 101 in high school. Did you not learn about inertia because why tf is this kid with 50 pounds of stuff in bag raw dogging this bus without holding onto something. Bro damn dear backwards leaped at me istg it has to be premeditated.

Nah I’m legit so mad. My glasses broke and left a large red mark on my face.

Here I was minding my business listening to music. Next thing I see my life flashing before my eyes as this gorilla pounds my face. Nah cuz where in this school contract did I sign up to get clobbered by prime mike tyson.

My fucking airpods fell too. So while I was recovering from seeing my ancestors damn near welcome me into afterlife, I was scrambling to find my airpod that fell in middle of a crowded bus all dizzy and shit.

I swear my life was turned upside down in that moment I went home and started praying cuz I’m convinced that was divine punishment.