Help me pick my dinner. Go wild.

I’m 27 weeks pregnant. I’ve had a godawful day at work. Absolutely nothing sounds good to me except sugary, sweet junk food.

My brain is mush and I can’t think of exactly what I want, but each second that passes creates a hungrier monster incapable of making a decision.

What are your recommendations for the most disgustingly sweet, heartburn inducing, clog my arteries and see me on the next season of My 600 Pound Life meals you can think of?

UPDATE: thank you all so much. I laughed reading your comments, I pencilled in your suggestions because I learned some amazing new ideas. I ended up choosing a container of Gouda Mac and a pint of frozen yogurt. It was heavenly. Lactose is no match for me.