Strategery Report: Bluffing clearly not worth it, advise to stop immediately

Bluffing in poker is a scam propagated by Hollywood and the pros to ruin your bankroll, and I simply won't be falling for it anymore. Think about it. Why put chips into the pot with a bad hand, when instead you could be putting chips into the pot with a good hand? Every day and night, I go out to the casino and shovel chips into the pot with worse hands, just to be snapped of by any opponent who can beat King high, and some who cannot even beat that. I'm done trying to Jedi mind trick level the pros into folding bottom pair when it's clearly always the best hand, against me.

From here on out, I will bet when I got it, and I will exercise discipline and restraint otherwise. My ex-wife also recommended discipline and restraint when it comes to gambling, and she is very rich now, so I suppose she knows what she's talking about. I get that wanna be pros, not actual pros, will say otherwise. They say bluffing makes you "unpredictable" and "keeps opponents guessing." Yeah, okay, but the only thing they’re guessing is why I thought shoving all-in with a busted straight draw was a good idea. News flash: it's not. From here on out, I WILL be showing up to showdown with hands that are GOOD, and I will win back the pots and respect I deserve.