Trump Store Now Offering Constituion Toilet Paper.

A new offering on the trump store went live Monday evening. Among the myriad of Buddy Trump Bobble heads and made in China red hats there is now an offering for constitutional toilet paper. The product description reads:

"Wipe your a$$ (sic) like our new king. Printed with the full text of the 14th amendment. Every roll is made with fragments of the actual U.S. constitution. Limited availability. Like the constitution, when these rolls are gone they're never coming back. You'll never get to enjoy the constitution again if you don't act fast."

At the time of print there were already several 5 star reviews. One early reviewer wrote:

"Wiping my ass with the constitution is something I've dreamed of for years" - C. Thomas

Rolls are listed for $299 each.