Why is everyone sick right now?

Ok, every class I go to has at least 1-2 people coughing or sneezing. I can’t avoid sick people. This college is turning into a virus hub. No free flu shot is gonna save us now.

Me go to college → Me exposed to virus → Me get sick → Me come to college sick → Me spread virus → Others get sick → Others come to college → Me turn into virus man.

We need to do something before the government decides to lock us down again. Maybe sick people should go back to wearing masks or something? I dunno. But seriously, everywhere I go, I see sick people.