Angry health store rant

While traveling I stopped in at a health/supplement store to see if they had kratom since I was out. I asked the healthy looking guy working the counter, and I might as well have asked him for a twenty bag of crack the way he responded and looked at me: “um, no. That’s really bad stuff”. LISTEN UP YOU STUPID HEALTHY BASTARD, KRATOM IS A MEDICINE. FOR SICK PEOPLE. It’s not some placebo supplement BS like everything else in the store. I take kratom because I have to. I’m in a deteriorating POS body, and it’s the best medicine I’ve found. Sure, it’s not as benign as your “functional mushroom gummies”, but that’s because it has ACTUAL PHARMACOLOGICAL EFFECTS. I hate the stigma this leaf carries. That’s all I got.