WHY IS EVERY GOD DAMN POP SONG ABOUT STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVING SEX

HOLY SHIT! WE LIVE IN SUCH A VAST WORLD WITH SO MANY DIFFERENT TOPICS TO SING ABOUT, HELL, SING ABOUT PEOPLE IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY BUT WHY THE FUUUUUCK DOES NEARLY EVERY POP SONG HAVE TO BE ABOUT HET COUPLES HAVING SEX OR A METAPHOR FOR HET COUPLES HAVING SEX??

"BED CHEM" OH MY GOD SABRINA YOU HAD SOME GOOD ASS SONGS LAST SUMMER YOU DON'T NEED TO STOOP THIS LOW

"34, 35" MS. GRANDE YOU ARE AS SUBTLE AS A TURD IN A BOWL OF RICE. DON'T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT POSITIONS EITHER. PULL YOUR FUCKIN DRAWERS UP GLINDA.

AND YOU, JASON DERULO. HOLY FUCK. SING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. I AM SO SICK ABOUT HEARING ABOUT HOW YOU DO STUFF WITH YOUR PENIS TO CONSENTING WOMEN.

THERE'S SO MANY THINGS TO SING ABOUT! PARKS! CATS! VIDEO GAMES! NATURE! BEING WARM IN THE WINTER. LITERALLY ANYTHING. CAN IT BE ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT HETERO SEX FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE. FUCK!!!!!!!