What’s your funniest “racist” encounter?

A few days ago, I was attending to a gentleman from an east Asian country, and I introduced myself. Now for context, I’m of middle eastern descent.

Me: Good morning sir, I’m Dr. Excellent Steak, how can I help today?

Patient: Hello! Oh Excellent Steak? Where are you from?

Me: Oh I’m from [insert middle eastern country]!

Patient: Ah! [middle eastern country]! Muslim! (He said with a beaming smile)

Me: haha yes. Muslim indeed…

Now, he was super lovely afterwards and I genuinely think it was more from a place of trying to connect with me, but I just found it absolutely hilarious that the only thing he could find to say was: Oh, they must be muslim!

What are your stories? Regale me on this weekend where I’ve got to stay home due to sickness.