Oh Ayla.

Sometimes that's the only title that works as I am sort of just at a loss for words (but not actually).

Who TF is DMing her about a sloppy pink half-zip pullover? NOBODY.

Also... "Dysoned" isn't a word. And those perfect voluminous long lasting curls look sort of like a birds nest. I am not saying my hair may not also look like this today but to be fair, a) I am in the comfort of my home and b) I didn't put any effort into making it look this way.