Just watched this with my girl.

Alright yall, one day my girl and I were on the couch chilling and she’s watching this show where this guy who looks like he listens to My Chemical Romance started insulting the mayor and low key roasting him and I’m like “damn that dude is cold asf” then immediately afterwards he snaps a guys neck and I’m like.. scud wtf are you watching. Turns out that was Damon bruh. He’s a fuckin real one. With that, I watched every episode w my girl n got mad when she would watch without me. I’m not a sophisticated fan or whatever, I’m very casual and dumb, but here are my takeaways

• Damon is cold as Jack Frosts breath and my favorite scene of his is when he’s drankin that liquor while making pancakes when him and Bonnie was trapped in 1994 or whatever. Song was a fuckin banger and he was lit. Definitely the cool brother like I’d hang upside down with him and shit

-I read a little bit on this subreddit before posting and I hate to say that to the average person who takes what they see and runs with it, Tyler sucks cow cck bruh. Dude has Klaus’ dck in his mouth 24/7 and always acting like a lil dweeb and that’s why his girlfriend end up smashing Klaus and falling in love with him even after he left to be King of Bourbon St. But that’s what his ass gets. Dude is a polished turd.

-Matt is so boring and a bootlicker bruh I ain’t even gonna waste my time talking about that lame. he killed his wife smh

-Stephen was cookin w Crisco when he was a dckhead like bro had bars, he was on par w Damon fam I was shocked but then he turned into the dude you’d think about if you was looking out your window and listening to a Justin Bieber song in 2014. Dude was cornier than ethanol in Iowa fam. Still solid tho, still smashed Caroline (fck you Tyler) and still was great to his brother

-Klaus. The number one character in all of television. My glorious king. Aura’d his way into his own show, beating all the odds like a fucking prime John Cena. Dude stole an entire city from a guy he practically raised, got payback on him for turning his sister out for 2 million years, then reluctantly agreed to father a child he had after clapping sum werewolf cheeks in a swamp. Talk about GOAT.

-Elena cry too damn much. If I was her, I’d get plastic surgery to get the doppelgänger infatuation off my case. She bugged me a lot but oh well, she ran the damn show.

-Bonnie was low key the best woman on the show that stood for good. Her ass was a real good friend to everyone she was around, and Enzo is perfect for her bro. Even tho Enzo tried to clap mama Salvatore’s cheeks which is diabolical, but he got the W in the end. Bonnie is a real one.

-Sybil… chefs kiss

-Ketsiyah… chefs kiss with tongue

-Kai… bro, you’re fckin annoying and it’s not cuz your character is so good. You couldn’t have picked a more unconvincingly evil role for anybody, goddamn this one went on way too long. Not gonna sit and complain though. Dude was dog sht

-Alaric was literally the guy who sat in the corner and watched you fck his wife. What a cuck. No offense cuz it is what it is, but bro you forced your surrogate to marry you or be your partner, whatever, then go move to Texas or some sht where Stephen came by like an old school silver tongued devil, rizzing up your girl. I wish more college professors took heed of this warning tho.. Don’t get your students pregnant cuz their deeply insecure brother will be a dipsht at your wedding and kill your former student/babymama/fiance. The whole ordeal was just annoying as fck. Alaric is a creep and single-handedly the reason why the most annoying villain in the whole series was so prominent. Keep it in your pants next time, douchebag.

Now we’re watching The Originals and I ain’t gon lie to yall.. I’m glad I watched Vampire Diaries first. The characters in this show, and the acting in this show are so fucking good and I’m way more immersed in it. Maybe is cuz I already watched Vampires Diary but if I watched in the reverse order I feel like I wouldn’t appreciate it the way I appreciate The Originals. The originals doesn’t have as many annoying characters (Alaric, Matt, Tyler, Kai) and the needle is constantly moving so far. Anyways I’m sorry yall. Not here to argue but that’s my experience.