OP threatens to jumping jack above petty elderly disabled neighbour. R/amioverreacting responds.
Lots of drama in the post but here are some comments:
No joke. "Control your crotch-fruit and I'll watch on mute with closed captions."
I... wouldn't call my nephew crotch-fruit.
Buy more rugs and some maturity when you pick up notepaper. YOR
Snarky and ghetto for using paper towels.
Take her wheelchair, problem solved.
The correct and most spiteful response here is to take up tap dancing.
I’ve already had 2 stomping tantrums
You might want to re-read that before asking if you're overreacting.
(Reposted to change the title slightly)