Meghan doesn’t get stealth wealth

The series Succession purportedly lifted the lid on how the 0.000042% (2021 figures) of the world really live. It introduced the concept of ‘stealth wealth’ dressing - quiet, well-bred clothes conspicuous only by their classic lines, muted colours, and luxurious fabrics.

Not stealth wealth.

In late 2021, on their faux royal tour of New York, Meghan was accused of stealth wealth dressing: Telegraph archived / unarchived.

Just the right thing for 71 F / 22 C, if you’re a reptile. [Actually, that explains a lot.]

However, she’s let the peasant in her emerge: big bags. In Succession, a minor character appears at patriarch Logan Roy’s birthday party carrying a ‘monstrous’ that’s ‘ludicrously capacious’ (a Burberry tote). This indicates that she isn’t part of their world: ‘What’s even in there?’ asks Tom Wambsgans. ‘Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job.’ Because the rich don’t have to carry stuff: Guardian archived / unarchived

I like big bags…

…I cannot lie…

…Baby got bag.

Seriously, what is it with Meghan and those gigantic bags? It’s not like she’s got her work laptop, office folders, or treats for the children (unless they really are invisible).