Quickly Reminder: Elo Hell DOESN'T exist

I've been seeing some people talking about their "Elo Hell experience", and it keeps me wondering how people cannot just assume that they're part of the problem.

This kind of player likes to talk about theirs "above average stats". Well, stats don't matter. Nobody cares that you went 40-0 in a game, and then 0-10 the next game. If an Ana keeps healbotting her tank the whole match, she might as well do 20k healing, but did she have this much impact? What if she just focus her tank while ignoring her dps's. What if she has terrible nano timing? Terrible positioning, being always the first death during a fight?

"But I can pull my weight in Gold/Plat/Diamond/Master lobbies!, yet I only win 3% rank progression!". Wide matches do give less SR, but they also have one of the worst matchmaking in the game. Being able to win a Bronze 1 - Diamond 1 lobby does not mean that you should be Gold/Platinum. Just play solo rankeds like you normally would and then after 100+ games you should be in the right rank. Yes, if you have 200 wins and you're still Bronze 2, it's because the game put you together with people with the same skill level. How many wins doesn't matter, only your Winrate (%) matters.

"But there are so many leavers and dumb teammates!". Bronze does have more leavers because that's where a person who quits a lot should be put in, but you're not the golden child. Both teams have the same chance to have a leaver in it. Your team has even less chance, since you're already ocuppying 1 spot out of 5. Assuming you're not the leaver, your team has 4 possible leavers, while the enemy team has 5 possible leavers. Statistically, the amount of leavers on your team should be less than the amount of leavers on the enemy team. Also dumb teammates exist in every rank, game or region. But they shouldn't matter in the long run, since your rank depends on you, and not on them.

"I have Gold level gameplay, but I'm being held hostage in Bronze because of the lack of coordination/dumb teammates!" So, you're telling me how every other Silver and Gold player were just lucky to be in their ranks, while you, the chosen one, is being held in a rank that you don't deserve? Sometimes you're the one teammate that lacks coordination/makes the game unwinnable...

Edit: typo