[Augusta] Who wants $50 off their next tattoo?

Won a Christmas tree raffle which included gift cards from many local businesses. Have $50 to ‘Saylor Ink’ in Augusta that I do not plan to use.

Please comment a corny and/or dad joke below, and you could be the lucky recipient of this free gift card!

Can meet up whenever in Augusta to hand off.

Take care and good luck out there ppl!

*Edit: I will select the winner at 5pm based on my favorite of the corny jokes below.

**Edit: Winning joke goes to u/Holiday-Fault-4100 Thank you, gotta love a good pirate joke!

Shoutout to u/FAQnMegathread because I woulda picked your atoms joke but you didn’t want to win :D