Where should I post this?

Today I was walking home with my wife and she was drunk. She started blurting loudly about an AI conspiracy theory and people started looking at us. For context, I look (but am not) underage and there were many times in which I was seen as a teenager and she clearly looks much older than me. Because she was being loud and saying things that could bring trouble, I said "if the cops show up at our door, I'll know exactly why" and she goes "if they come to our house it'll be because I have CP of you" and I went "oh my god! What the hell?! Shut up!" And we were both laughing, but I never wanted to burrow myself under the concrete in my life. I was so embarrassed, but also amused and proud at her courage to say that so loud. It was wild and we both had fun, so there was no harm there.

By the way, no she does not own any child pornography and I hope I don't get banned.