Here's what life would be like if you were a Hyperion:
Independent scientists have determined that your life would be very different if you were a Hyperion.
There would be many improvements:
You would always be being held by the hand of a very handsome gamer
You would go to many parties, as everyone understands they would be kicked out of the party if they didn't have you with them
You would be a billionaire
You would be very good at fighting the undead, just like Abraham Lincoln
Your healing abilities would allow you to get into med school
It would be just like that one anime where the guy was a sword, although your heroic catgirl would probably be a dude
Some of you may already be popular billionaire med school students slash zombie slayers who go to many parties while holding the hand of a heroic gamer catgirl, in which case your life would not change much. However, for most of us, this would be a significant improvement.