Worst Hits of the 70s

We know they're still out there...... one-hit wonders or cringe-worthy ditties that were inexplicably recorded by an otherwise-awesome group... Perhaps you secretly bought the 45 back then but refuse to fess up until now, even to your clergy

Share the songs that you'd rather pop your own eyeballs out than hear again.

Paul Anka - You're Having My Baby

Captain & Tennille - Muskrat Love

Disco Duck

Feelings

My little sister's love for cheese rivaled Mickey Mouse. She played "Seasons in the Sun" and "Blind Man in the Bleachers" until I threatened to pin her down and pop her eyeballs out. Mom and I managed to get hold of Blind Man and make it disappear, but she stashed Seasons SOMEWHERE sp fast we couldn't catch her. I wanted to strip-search her but mom drew the line at that.

I LOATHED "Bohemian Rhapsody." Somehow my sentiments began to shift during the 90s and I bowed to Queen.

EDITED TO ADD: "Billy, Don't Be a Hero" seems deeply hated here. My mom joked that southern rock fans can take comfort in the fact that Billy got what he deserved for being in this bad song......he was, after all, fighting on the Yankee side in the war.