I want to thank you zander

Firstly, I have never really used reddit before but after one of my colleagues told me to check this out I had to see for myself. Secondly, I'm no literary genius like zander. To be honest I have a feeling this post will be a grammatical mine field but if you bear with me it might interest you.

I knew David king, very well, I worked with him. He was my partner, not partner in crime or anything, just my work colleague and I thought, my friend. We are those guys who empty cash registers and load it on to a truck. We always had a lot of fun on our runs, we would joke about dark stuff, you know like those anti-jokes, dead babies and stuff, he was a sick fuck but that's why I liked him, he wasn't on board with any of this politically correct bullshit.

Anyway, after working together for a while we got pretty close, we would start to talk deeply about life, how we never expected to be working as a security guard for an inanimate object and how we felt that the world had let us down, you see when you are younger, like some of you reading this might be, the media promises you will all be millionaires or famous and that the world owes you this. It doesn't. It will never deliver on any of these promises. One night me and Dave were making a run to walmart, pretty routine and we start to talk about "if we had only pushed ourselves harder". Now I know this is starting to sound familiar but I promise I am not trying to steal zanders story or fame or any of that, I just want to thank him. So Dave fucking king says to me "I have an idea...I dare you to ruin my life". like zander, I didn't take it seriously. I replied "mate, 1 v 1 me on rust and I will ruin more than just your life". "What the fuck is rust" said david, he then followed up with " no I'm serious, you have to try and ruin my life and I will try and ruin yours". We had reached Walmart at this point and we were getting out of the truck. "OK" I said "give me your mums phone number and I will ruin your life". We were in a good mood, I felt like a couple of school girls giggling in a playground . Dave was texting someone. He was one of those people who was always on their phone , I would have guessed checking Instagram or Snapchat or some shit like that but the only thing was that he had a shitty android, not like 'oh androids are shit iphones are much better' but he literally had one of those phones that cost pretty much nothing and correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think those can get snapchat. Part way through the night he said he had a family emergency and had to dash off, I have had to cover for him in the past but I knew he would do the same for me. soon after this he quit his job, at the time I thought it would have been greif from his mother dying but after reading what zander wrote it may have been for other reasons. Later that week I lost my job, I had been doing a run and I stupidly left my firearm in the truck and some crack head stole the whole fucking van with $15,000 in. My life was soon after filled with inconvenience. Invoices for medical bills on treatments I have never had. Last chance reminders for utility bills which I had already paid, some more than once, it was a joke, but not a funny one. That however was the end of my bad luck, like I said a colleague of mine showed me zanders escapade and I read it all today, well tonight technically, and it made me realise, that it could have been me. If not for zander ending David fucking king it could have been me loosing my money. It could have been me having loved ones kidnapped and killed. It could have been me in a warehouse shootout. I had no idea what I signed up for when I agreed to David fucking kings stupid game but now I know. Thank you zander, if he hadnt been so preoccupied with you, who knows what might have happened. If you hadn't killed him who knows what I would be doing right now. David never mentioned you zander so I don't know where to find you or how to contact you so I posted this to thank you. Oh yeah and... FUCK DAVID KING

P.s david told me he struggles to get it up