Donald Trump on 7.38

"Folks, listen up—this is huge. The Dota 2 patch isn’t coming today, no way. We’re waiting until next month because our team, simply the best, is perfecting every detail. Even the tremendously smart—and let’s be honest, absolutely cute—Elon Musk agrees that quality takes time. Believe me, when it drops, it’s going to be YUGE!"