Wizards are mean

It's been a running joke on our table for a while that...

Wizards despise druids for being savage and uncivilized.

Wizards despise priests for only asking for their might, not commanding it.

Wizards despise warlocks for how low they have fallen in their lust for power.

Wizards despise sorcerers for not lifting a finger to gain their power.

Wizards despise bards for being profligate and dependent on others.

Wizards deeply despise artificers for trading the study of the fine arts of arcane for craftsmanship.

Wizards deeply despise paladins for the primitive and limited nature of their magics.

Wizards deeply despise rangers for their inability to master magic even at the level of a druid.

If you can't do magic at all, you are not worthy even of a wizard's despise.