Proud of him.
Sorry for the pic. This is Tucker. He loves to run away, so when we take him outside, it's on a leash. He was adopted/rescued about 6 years ago, and at that time they aged him at around 5, so we assume he's around 11, because of math laws and such. Anyways, this particular poop in the attached photo took me around 30 mins of walking circles in the back yard, so I told him I was going to show everyone how proud I am that he finally pooped.
He loves my wife more than he loves me, but he loves me more than the kids, so that's a W. He's not very social, but he's not mean. We recently got a cat, so he's getting used to having a companion, but she's young and feisty AF, so he does do a little growling. Overall, he's the goodest boy.