Made a Burr style joke at dinner the other day and nobody laughed...

Ok might not be his “style”, but I definitely used a word from that red cunts vocabulary and it was a swing and a miss.

BTW....For context, Red Lobster has a promotion going right now called “Lobsterfest”

So me and some family went to Red Lobster for my brother in laws birthday the other night and as we’re sitting at the table, a couple of LAY-DEEZ walk in wearing some skimpy clothes. (It was about 20 degrees out and they were dressed like they were going to the club in mid July).

Naturally all of the guys at our table look for way too long and the wives who were with us turned up their noses. So to break the tension I say, “man I thought it was Lobsterfest tonight, not Clamfest!”

Silence.

One of the wives says “what”? And suddenly all eyes are on me. Not even a sympathy laugh. Hell not even a smile from my own wife who god bless her, always laughs at my jokes in public no matter how bad they are.

I then realize that “clam” is a term I picked up because of ol’ freckles as I can’t say I’ve ever heard anyone else in our group use it when talking about vagina.

I try to save face by explaining the joke, but of course that never helps.

Honestly I think they all thought I was referring to the promotion and was genuinely concerned that I was reading something on the menu called “Clamfest”.

Quickly changed the subject and that was that.

Maybe I listen to the podcast too much. Hell maybe I was just inspired to talk like him because the atmosphere of red lobster made me want to be a sea captain like the rest of Boston.

Anyway, hope I made you guys laugh. Or cringe.

Don’t worry, I’ve only been reliving it in my head every night whenever I can’t sleep.